The #1 network among Orcs ages 18-49 just threw Extant in the trash after two very low rated seasons. I never finished season 1 because I hated it. I heard they retooled the show for season 2, but as Danimal says, “If it involved retooling, it was garbage to begin with.” Meanwhile, Fox renewed Bob’s Burgers for 2 more seasons. Do you think Halle is at In-N-Out right now eating her feelings, or taking Gabriel Aubry to court for something she thinks he did?
TNT just said “Bye, Felicia” to Franklin & Bash. The season 4 finale that aired on Oct 22 was the last episode.
This steaming pile of shit has been cancelled. What took so long?
Since November sweeps is upon us! This is that magical time of year when the networks cancel the crap they rolled out in September to make room for new crap they are going to roll out in January. Here’s a sampling of what’s been shown the door so far this season.
So far, ABC has only cancelled Manhattan Love Story.
Entertainment news magazine Access: Mordor reported that Reckless and Unforgettable were flushed down the toilet.
Over at FOX, Kitchen Nightmares, Gang Related, and The X-Factor were all cancelled this year. Red Band Society should be looking over it’s shoulder right about now.
NBC must have known my mediocre review of Bad Judge was coming down the pike, because minutes after I posted it, they cancelled it (along with A to Z).
The upfronts are done, and here are the networks schedules for this fall. New shows are in CAPS.
MONDAY
8 pm The Big Bang Theory/2 Broke Girls
8:30 Mom
9 pm SCORPION
10 pm NCIS: LA
TUESDAY
8 pm NCIS
9 pm NCIS: NEW ORLEANS
10 pm Person of Interest
WEDNESDAY
8 pm Survivor
9 pm Criminal Minds
10 pm STALKER
THURSDAY
8 pm Thursday Night Football
THURSDAY (after football concludes)
8 pm The Big Bang Theory
8:30 pm The Millers
9 pm Two and a Half Men (FINAL SEASON)
9:30 THE MCCARTHYS
10 pm Elementary
FRIDAY
8 pm The Amazing Race
9 pm Hawaii Five-0
10 pm Blue Bloods
SATURDAY
8 pm Crimetime Saturday
9 pm Crimetime Saturday
10 pm 48 Hours
SUNDAY
7 pm 60 Minutes
8 pm MADAM SECRETARY
9 pm The Good Wife
10 pm CSI/CSI: CYBER
MONDAY
8 pm The Voice
10 pm The Blacklist (STATE OF AFFAIRS premieres Nov. 17)
TUESDAY
8 pm The Voice
9 pm MARRY ME
9:30 pm About a Boy
10 pm Chicago Fire
WEDNESDAY
8 pm THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA
9 pm Law & Order: SVU
10 pm Chicago P.D.
THURSDAY
8 pm The Biggest Loser
9 pm BAD JUDGE (The Blacklist moves to the 9 o’clock hour starting Feb. 5)
9:30 pm A TO Z
10 pm Parenthood (final season)
FRIDAY
8 pm Dateline
9 pm Grimm
10 pm CONSTANTINE
SATURDAY
Encore programming
SUNDAY
7 pm Football Night in America
8:20 pm NBC Sunday Night Football
MONDAY
8 pm Dancing With the Stars
10 pm Castle
TUESDAY
8 pm SELFIE
8:30 pm MANHATTAN LOVE STORY
9 pm Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
10 pm FOREVER
WEDNESDAY
8 pm The Middle
8:30 pm The Goldbergs
9 pm Modern Family
9:30 pm BLACK-ISH
10 pm Nashville
THURSDAY
8 pm Grey’s Anatomy
9 pm Scandal
10 pm HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER
FRIDAY
8 pm Last Man Standing
8:30 pm CRISTELA
9 pm Shark Tank
10 pm 20/20
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Football
SUNDAY
7 pm America’s Funniest Home Videos
8 pm Once Upon a Time
9 pm Resurrection
10 pm Revenge
MONDAY
8 pm GOTHAM
9 pm Sleepy Hollow
TUESDAY
8 pm UTOPIA
9 pm New Girl
9:30 pm The Mindy Project
WEDNESDAY
8 pm Hell’s Kitchen
9 pm RED BAND SOCIETY
THURSDAY
8 pm Bones
9 pm GRACEPOINT
FRIDAY
8 pm Masterchef Junior
9 pm UTOPIA
SATURDAY
Fox Sports Saturday
SUNDAY
7 pm NFL
7:30 pm Bob’s Burgers
8 pm The Simpsons
8:30 pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine
9 pm Family Guy
9:30 pm MULANEY
In preparation for the upfronts in NYC that start this week, the networks have been busy making room for the all the new bullshit they bought during pilot season. Here’s what’s been going on.
The Peacock renewed Hannibal and About a Boy, and cancelled Community, Revolution, Growing Up Fisher, Believe, and Crisis.
Cancelled Trophy Wife and Mixology (NO!!!), and renewed all of this horse shit: Revenge, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, Once Upon A Time, The Goldbergs, Castle, The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nashville, and Resurrection.
The bloodletting really got underway this morning at the #1 network in Mordor. Intelligence, Hostages, The Crazy Ones, Friends With Better Lives, and Bad Teacher were cancelled. But your parents will be thrilled to know they will get a 7th season of The Mentalist. How is that shit still on?
IS IT?
Over on basic cable, all you winos will be glad to know that Cougar Town was renewed for a sixth and final season.
Sauron’s favorite network just renewed 17 more shows for next season. The most important of which are The Good Wife and Elementary.
The rest I don’t give a shit about, but here they are: NCIS: Los Angeles, Person of Interest, Criminal Minds, CSI, Hawaii Five-0, Blue Bloods, 2 Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Mom, The Millers, Two & A Half Men, The Amazing Race, 60 Minutes, Undercover Boss, & 48 Hours.
The 
network is giving Amy Farrah Fowler another three years to get a Big Bang from Sheldon. Renewed through the 2016-2017 season.
Last night, FOX told the cast of Raising Hope to kick rocks. Cancelled.
Hopefully it won’t fuck with Cloris Leachman’s drinking money.
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