Finally, after a there’s-nothing-on-December, the winter television season is about to begin. And by “about to begin,” I mean tomorrow when Downton Abbey returns. So I thought I’d give you guys a list of the new shows we’re going to check out. If there is a new show you’d like me to review that is not on the list below, post a comment and I’ll watch it! Unless it’s 100 Days of Summer or Wahlburgers… you can blow those out your ass!

Here’s what we’re watching!

The Assets (ABC), 1/2
Intelligence (CBS),1/7
Killer Women (ABC), 1/7
The Spoils of Babylon (IFC), 1/9
Enlisted (FOX), 1/10
True Detective (HBO), 1/12
Chozen (FX), 1/13
Under the Gunn (Lifetime), 1/16
#RichKids of Beverly Hills (E!), 1/19
Looking (HBO), 1/19
Broad City (Comedy Central), 1/22
Rake (FOX), 1/23
Black Sails (Starz), 1/25
Mixology (ABC), 2/26
About A Boy (NBC), TBD
Sirens (USA), 3/6